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[fenrisranger]

So.. House.

Best. Fucking. Line. Ever.

House (to Cameron): Use Cuddy's handcuffs.

?!?!?!?!?

WTF did that mean? Not that I care. Of course I don't care.

This needs a story.

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[finding-jay.livejournal.com]

'Are you sure this is a good idea?'

Cuddy clicked the handcuff in place and gave it a testing tug.

'Sure.'

Cameron blinked down and pulled against the cuffs. 'But I'm not wearing any pants.'

Cuddy just shrugged and sat Cameron down in her chair. 'That's the point.'

Pushing her legs apart, Cuddy squated down between them and grinned up at the young woman.

[crashcart9.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Yes!!! Oh, it was so hilarious when that line came on. My whole family was staring at me because I ran back from the front room into my bedroom all of a sudden. They didn't know that I ran away to laugh hysterically. And write that line down.

[finding-jay.livejournal.com]

Everyone knows Cuddy has a bit of a frisky side. FRISKY.

[crashcart9.livejournal.com]

House saw something odd when Cameron reached out to open the door. Peeking out from under her sleeve were reddish-purple marks around her wrist. He grabbed her arm and pushed up the sleeve further.

"House, what are you-?" Cameron protested as she jerked her arm away.

But House had already figured it out. Just like any semi-competent doctor (or anyone who watched CSI), he had identified those bruises.

Ligature marks.

He smirked at her. "Looks like Cuddy's gotten kinky!"

Her furious blush was his only reply.