fenrisranger | From Twitter 08-17-2010

22:38:24: @deepestsilence Not that one either. He's from my high school. Eric, from 521.
22:39:03: @deepestsilence I think symphony boy would let me glam him up just in hopes of me! #tonguediving. I think he's crushed on me for ages.
22:39:08: RT @mariabintexas: So The US Library of Congress archives ALL tweets. That means @adamlambert 's #tonguediving tweet is immortal.
22:40:02: @deepestsilence Hahaha, not really. I haven't talked to him since Shakespeare, and not to any of them before that.
22:40:51: Seriously, @negativeneil, aren't you supposed to stop the fangirls from putting things in @adamlambert's drink? #tonguediving
22:41:52: Hahaha. What did I say? #tonguediving is making all the straight girls hopeful. (Though, come on. @adamlambert? Ngl, I'd hit that.)
22:45:31: Is Twitter down but not giving me the failwhale? Or did I post about #tonguediving too much and it's shutting me down?
22:45:48: I'm a rampant spaceshipper, so I still say Lambliff moments > #tonguediving. Your gay elf boots are ridiculous and cute, @tommyjoeratliff.
22:46:54: Oh my god. I have to pee so bad, but I don't want to leave the internet while Things Are Happening. What is wrong with me. #tonguediving
22:47:48: JFC, how many tweets in the space of five minutes does it take to trend? We should so have this #tonguediving shit by now.
22:49:20: @jmanzel IKR. The sudden, repeated, impromptu denials right before upping the ante like three shows in a row. Bullfuckingshit.
22:50:33: "And he also likes this. *on knees* And he also likes this. *unzips pants* And he also reallyyyyy likes this. *#tonguediving (of sorts)*"
22:54:13: @kingdomoblivion Definitely promotes both ~friendliness and family. The latter particularly through his magic powers of BAM, PREGNANT.
22:54:48: Look at me tweeting #tonguediving again just so I don't have to search for it myself and can click on the link.
22:58:38: I remember fangirling the fuck out over backleans. Now we have #tonguediving. Kids these days just get everything handed to them ;D
23:01:57: Boy is getting some #tonguediving of his own tonight! RT @UrbanMissy: Adam asked him and his friend to wait http://twitgoo.com/1ilm52
23:06:36: Gives a new meaning to Twihard. Everybody's getting in on the #tonguediving! ;D RT @UhHuhHerMusic: Twibus.jpg http://twitpic.com/2fs7g4
23:07:54: Haha. You know how we never get past the first 30s of Fever? Looks like now we'll be stuck on the last minutes of 20CB. #tonguediving
23:09:42: Oh, fuck. His voice is still fantastic, even when he's obviously horny as fuck. #tonguediving then belting it in the same breath? Gah.
23:14:09: If @adamlambert'd arched under TJR instead, we'd be beyond #tonguediving flail & in silence of *iz ded*. (But it'd have been a goood death.)
23:18:15: Hmm. Fever seemed pretty average, save a few extra Taylor humps, just like the scream volume suggested. Nothing on #tonguediving.
23:21:36: Spaceshipper!Alexandria is kind of disappoint at the particular blonde boy Adam is going to be #tonguediving with.
23:22:08: Though, it's blonde boy and friend, and I think Adam has said he's not into threesome #tonguediving, so maybe they'll just be having fun.
23:29:21: Suggested YT vid: "@adamlambert Gets a Standing 'O' on Idol". Thanks to #tonguediving, methinks he got about 20000 of them tonight. ;D
23:33:21: RT @whatthepluck: Tommy obviously has invisibility powers and is... doing stuff here. http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2085/oasuidf.gif
23:35:21: @mariabintexas Exactly what I said. Twitter would have died. It would be silent thanks to all the brain hemorrhaging.
23:35:55: (somebody find out if blonde #tonguediving boy has foursquare, LOL)
23:36:07: @deepestsilence http://twitpic.com/2fsfqm - I DO HAS WANT.
23:37:41: @deepestsilence Want can has horse riding tiems?
23:38:18: @deepestsilence I will try not to skillfully jump off bc I thought it was a cool trick and not bc I feared for my femurs this time.
23:38:39: @xoTracyyyxo Tease. XD
23:39:53: @deepestsilence In my defense, nothing was broken. I trust my jumping off and not dying skills >>>> my falling off and not dying skills.
23:41:30: Oh, good. Somebody's already made a backbend gif. I didn't trust myself not to spontaneously combust if I had to make it. #tonguediving
23:42:18: @deepestsilence I like my spine intact as well. Maybe wear pillows this time in case he decides to kick my ass (literally?) again. ;D
23:44:06: I can't even download IIHY because the links haven't processed yet. That's what I get for jumping on this shit like a lovesick crackhead. ;D
23:44:59: AHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. "BUT ALSO, HE LIKES THIS." VIDEO PROOF. IT HAPPENED. THE BEST #TONGUEDIVING EVER.
23:45:32: AND TOMMY FUCKING MELTED AFTERWARDS. HIS KNEES, THEY WENT ALL WOBBLY AND YOU CAN SEE IT. ADAM'S #TONGUEDIVING IS A WEAPON.
23:46:40: Go back to your kitty pen? Badger=kitty? Ohhh, fuck. More pet names. You guys. Stop it. #tonguediving was enough. This is too much.
23:47:43: AND THE CHASING BASSFAP. CHASING SO TOMMY COULD BASSFAP RIGHT AT ADAM'S CROTCH. BETTER THAN THE LEGIT #TONGUEDIVING, YYYY.
23:52:58: And the way @adamlambert said the 'girls' in "he likes girls" was so perfect. Like they have cooties. ILU, sir, sfm. (Moar #tonguediving.)
23:56:17: Still cannot download IIHY for giffage. Process faster! I need the mp4 so Photoshop will import the frames!
23:58:11: There's a mosquito that's been flying around me all evening. I give up, just bite me already and GTFO.
23:58:57: @jmanzel THE WAY HE SAID ~GIRLS. AND TOMMY'S KNEES AFTER. JESUS FUCK, THEY NEED TO GET TOGETHER ASAP.