Mock Trial

So. Mock trial.

I rocked. That's obviously not an objective comment, but I did.

And some (one in particular) of our witnesses... didn't.

So we still lost, but I beat the opposing counsel doing the comparative task.

And the judge? Really young and totally hot.

She actually came up to me after the case and said (not in so many words) that I rocked her socks. Something about how she didn't expect anyone only competing for the first time to be as good as I was and that if it was based on individual scores, I would have won. Because not only did I get good marks on my own "events", but she saw that I had been telling my co-counsel to object and what to say on re-direct and cross virtually every time.

I was trying to keep a straight face and not reveal the fact that I'd love to push her back against the counsel table and tear her clothes off.

That's totally my new fantasy. I've got sex center stage at the Gershwin, and now sex in a courtroom on my list.

Anyway, bragging about how well I did over.