From Twitter 11-18-2009

• 01:08:02: Battlestargate Voyager appears to now be Doctor Battlestargate Voyager w/its "OMG THE WATER" plotline. Stargate Universe, you make me lol.
  
• 09:10:59: @whedonesque http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/21597/original/03-miss-mah-bucket.jpg
  
• 09:20:43: @MingNa 's interview on AfterEllen gives another perspective to @motancharoen 's "Nobody's Asian in the Movies" http://bit.ly/fcXL4 -neat!
  
• 11:09:39: @Grandpa_Jones Oh, sad. I can do it no problem if they're obviously dead/died of natural causes, but if you have to kill them . . . :`(
  
• 14:10:32: One prob w/ cutting off demand for child labor and thinking it'll fix it--if kids don't have jobs, they don't go to school, they *starve*.
  
• 14:12:06: Not that I condone child labor or anything, obviously, but that needs to be looked at bc it requires a more than one step solution.
  
• 14:14:03: @mickbetancourt 8 central. Screwed me up the first few eps, because I knew it switched days but didn't realize that it was no longer at 9.
  
• 14:55:27: RT @HartHanson: Speaking as a fan, it's great Aaron Sorkin is going to do tv again, but does it have to be another "tv about tv" thing? ...
  
• 14:56:35: RT @oliviawilde Note to self: must stop dressing by candle-light. Holy hot mess. -- Emphasis on the hot, methinks.
  
• 15:35:29: "Rape is not a sexual crime, it's a violent crime where you cum at the end. It's no different than if you robbed a store... and then came."
  
• 15:35:52: *points* Trufax. Adam Carolla on Loveline. (Slightly abbreviated quote for Twitter purposes.)
  
• 15:53:55: What this world needs more of? Christine Chapel slash. Make it so, internets. (And punch it--I'm almost done with the Xena fic I'm reading.)
  
• 21:34:30: "It's all fun and games until somebody loses a penis." #SVU is hilarious. (Thanks to the magic of DVR, I'm 20 min behind.)
  
• 21:35:15: "Either I'm getting older or the doors are getting stronger." LOL, Stabler. I love you, but it's probably the former. #SVU
  
• 21:51:08: "Boyfriend?" *Olivia cages*. Yeah. That's right. If you'd asked if there was a superspecial ADA in her life. . . . #SVU
  
• 21:59:20: Elliot? I love you so hard. Mortgaging the house? That's so sweet. And not cheap, even when he gets the bail money back. #SVU
  
• 22:00:10: LOLOL. Fin is "SVU Portable". Just had an image of #SVU action figures you can whip out whenever you need sex crimes detectives.
  
• 22:03:03: I♥ how they're putting the apostrophe in "Death Knight's" in the captions. It hurts me a little to see, even though it's in their name. #SVU
  
• 22:06:26: So handy that Fin looks like a gangster. Also, that scientist looks like a demon. Plus, totally starting a new project in my lab. #SVU
  
• 22:07:23: The bad guy kid looks a lot younger than the supposedly 19 yo girl. I'm 19, she was either in her 30s or has done *a lot* of drugs. #SVU
  
• 22:09:06: That's so true. I always think they're crossing the line a bit, even on a legal basis, when they make prison rape cracks. #SVU
  
• 22:10:58: I really hope this DNA planting thing is already happening a lot, because I have the feeling that a lot of ppl just got the idea. #SVU
  
• 22:11:31: Also, very true that any biology undergraduate could do it. True story, I could PCR up a batch tomorrow, no sweat. #SVU
  
• 22:12:12: Now on to Glee!
  
• 22:13:46: How many songs do they have to perform at sectionals? Jesus, any music competition I've ever done, it was just two *maybe*. #Glee
  
• 22:14:46: YESYESYESYESYES KURT/FINN. And poor Kurt. I'd be so sad if I had to sing a ballad with my crush and he was just pretending. #Glee
  
• 22:16:20: Shu's face is priceless while singing with fake!Idina. *I'm, erm, not into this at all. This is fucking weird. Please stop, Rachel.* #Glee
  
• 22:17:41: My dad, as a jr high teacher, deals w/ this shit from preteen hormonal weirdos, & that face is much what I've seen on him before. #Glee
  
• 22:22:05: "How do you conjugate the verb. . . to love?" Umm, amar is a regular -ar verb. I'd never ask a stupid question like that to my crush. #Glee
  
• 22:24:50: Finn, I hope this is projection, not homophobia, for serious. Yes, girls are your problem. Neither Kurt nor Puck can get pregnant. . . #Glee
  
• 22:26:05: Look how tiny @ChrisColfer is compared to Cory Monteith! Adorable. And slashable, natch. Love. #Glee
  
• 22:28:24: FUCK THIS SHIT. WHY THE HELL IS TEAM JACOB/TEAM EDWARD BULLSHIT ON MY BURGER KING COMMERCIAL AMIDST #GLEE? How about team nonsparkly!vamps?
  
• 22:29:55: Yay, Asian girl with rosacea like me. Kurt's the one with the complexion for it, though, so that's weird. #Glee
  
• 22:30:46: YES PLEASE, GIVE UP WOMEN ALL TOGETHER, FINN. Kurt, so much love. I hope you get the boy. Knights in impulse control FTW. #Glee
  
• 22:32:11: I may need to write some of this Kurt/Finn. Because I think Finn doesn't deserve Quinn and her lying to him. #Glee
  
• 22:34:56: Fake!Idina is gonna get muuuuuuurdered! #Glee
  
• 22:36:45: Finn/Kurt basement sex? Please? I mean, Christ, he's going to be changing in front of you. Also, flirting much? Finn does it back! #Glee
  
• 22:38:29: "You think I should bring a gun?" Probably, sir. Quinn's dad will fuck you up if he finds he can't take her to the abstinence ball. #Glee
  
• 22:45:46: Weirdogirl with crush on Schuester that isn't fake!Idina? LOOKS LIKE MOANING MYRTLE. #Glee
  
• 22:45:55: OMFG, PUCK JUST DID IT. #Glee
  
• 22:48:24: OH, FINN, YOU LOVE HIM, YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH. Also, Kurt loves him so much back that he almost left the iron on his clothes. #Glee
  
• 22:50:02: Finn, you are so subtle. Way to tell the parents. Oh, but look at daddy. Should have brought that gun. #Glee
  
• 22:55:19: Okay. Quinn has my sympathy back. That's so sad. #Glee
  
• 22:57:06: I kinda hope Moaning Pepper & fake!Idina battle to the death. 90% of the time they're both, as she says, "extremely grating". #Glee
  
• 23:02:55: Get all the feelings out there, Kurt. Do it. He loves you too. Or he will. Or he should. Or he will in the fic I'm going to write. #Glee
  
• 23:04:21: Not crazy about Artie's bit of a nasal twang there. Ditto for Finn's kind of girly rasp. #Glee
  
• 23:06:38: WHY WAS THERE NO SUE SYLVESTER IN THIS ONE?
  
• 23:07:02: Also, the name "Aphasia" on the teaser? For serious? LOLOLOL. #Glee
  
• 23:23:25: Personal ad: Queerish notcouple seeking gays for faghaggery. We like your style. Bonus points if you resemble @ChrisColfer or Jared/Jensen.
  

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